I made it 50 pages before wanting to slit my wrists
The absolute very worst writing I can remember. Every cliche and ridiculous ideas. A teenager who beats Nobel prize winners by gene splicing experiments in his bedroom. A soldier named Alice who says "you can all me Al. " I will get sued by Paul Simon for copyright infringement." Can't make this up and there is much worse writing throughout this. Absolutely one of the worst I have ever tried to read